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An interview with my friend and writer Malina!

NoCouchPotato Asks — Tags: , , , , , , , — nocouchpotato @ 3:55 pm

Hello Followers! Remember the amazing Postcard I have received last week?  The card was from my dear friend Malina!

Malina asks a lot of questions, has the best listening skills I have ever seen, has an infinite  amount of patience, is most of the time out of the country, has strange phoning habits, disappears from time to time, claims to be a writer but doesn’t drink alcohol (I have never seen her drinking)…  I think she is a spy… Which makes her the perfect person for my first interview!

Ladies and Gentleman’s make some noise for Malinaaa!

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Hi Mali, how are you?

Hi NoCouchPotato! I’m great, thank you!

How was your day? How was it coming back from the dry and hot Atacama desert to snowy London (In March!)?  

Strange, I miss all the sky. Especially the stars at night, in the desert, you could see whole galaxies. And the llamas. You’d love llamas, by the way, with their long necks.

While you were backstage I Introduced you to the audience telling them how fantastic you are and what you do… ahem… What do you do again?

‘I think I’ve successfully made myself unemployable, over the course of the last year. Which means that I spend my days locked indoors writing, or outdoors feeling guilty about not writing, or asleep dreaming about writing. So, can we say that I write? I don’t know, I’m reluctant to call myself writer until it’s all done, but in terms of hours and mental space, that’s definitely what I do.

I see. Do you drink?

Only straight whiskey. No ice.

I see… -.-

How did you start with writing anyway and who inspired you?

I guess I started very young, before I could even write, really. I was an only child and spent afternoons telling stories to myself. Scary stories, mostly. Or love stories. Then I grew-up, became more self-conscious, and I started writing down the stories instead. It was more socially acceptable, and more permanent.

The three best books, the three worst books? (if you want to tell)

Best books, in no particular order – The Master and Margerita, Lolita, Blindness, or anything else by Cortazar or Nabokov. But then there are Gogol, Brautigan, Fante, Sylvia Plath, George Saunder’s short stories, Dostoevsky… Do I have to stick to three?

As for the worst, mmm, no, I really don’t want to trash anyone else’s work, especially seeing firsthand how hard writing actually is.

If a potato like me, who can barely spell, wants to become someone like you who writes for a living what do you think would be the best way to do that?

Just sit down and write. And the next day, and the one after that. But I really can’t help you when it comes to the making a living part of it. Not yet, anyway…

How important is a degree? Is it important to have any formal qualifications?

Degrees or qualifications aren’t important at all, not one bit. Life experience is, and curiosity, and empathy for your characters.

What has been your career so far? Best job? Worst job?

I’ve worked a bit in auction houses, then moved to film production, then on sets. Best job, probably working on developing new stories in the production company. But also making coffe in a cafè, I liked the practical aspect of it, the immediate results. Worst job, definitely, working as a shop-assistant in a luxury-boutique on Kings Road. Lots of bored midwives coming through, lots of money spent over a label, a waste of time.

What are you currently working on and how is that going?

I’m working on my first novel at the moment. I’m at the third draft, and some days it seems to be going great while others are a disaster – I want to throw everything in the river, computer, pages, pencils, everything. Today is a good day though!

Plan B for a writer if there is one?

No plan B, I’m committing to it completely. I can always go back to making lukewarm cappuccinos…

I find it difficult sometimes to find interesting things to write about. You too? What do you do about that?

I think just open the window and look out. Or dig through memories that made you feel something. Or read a paper. And once you find something you want to write about, stick with it.

Distraction is my second enemy! Especially when writing on my macbook. But I have found some very useful tools. (see below for links) What are your secret tips?

My house has never been as clean as since I started writing. I try to procrastinate as much as I possibly can, until I feel too guilty to continue, and I’m forced to get back to the writing. In terms of tools, I know I should switch the internet off, but I just can’t – a friend of mine, Sebastian, recommended a program called SelfControl, but I don’t have enough self control to actually use it.

Last but not least do you have any advise for me and my readers?

Advice? Eat your greens, drink lots of water? And keep curious!

Anything you would like to tell me?

I used to think that my favourite potatoes were the ones roasted in the over with olive oil, garlic and rosemary. I have to say that Nocouchpotatoes are not so bad either (in a completely different, non-edible way, of course)…

 

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A few cool tools for writers:

Omm writer (distraction-free writing for mac, ipad and windows)

Self control (Facebook blocker)

 

Tada!

 

Ultimate Frisbee: A Sport for No Couch Potatoes

Hello Readers! My friend Denis wrote an amazing guest-post for me. Check it out! 

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You probably think I’m the biggest weirdo in the world since I’m friends with a potato. And I’m not going to blame you as had it not been for the unusual circumstances, I wouldn’t be in such a position. Recently I had to go on a diet, putting my carbs consumption to a minimum and thus having to prevent myself from constantly eating pasta, rice, potatoes. Meeting NoCouchPotato and ignoring my natural instinct to peel his skin, cut his body into pieces and put him in a heated oven, I discovered that the star of this blog is not mere food – he has a passion to surf the web, dress up as famous people for their birthdays, and last, but definitely not least, keep himself fit by doing outdoor sports.

With spring fast approaching I decided that NoCouchPotato needed to try something new other than running and swimming. That’s why I introduced him to the art of Ultimate Frisbee.

Counter to the popular opinion, a Frisbee disc can be used for more than throwing it as a pastime activity. Adding the word ‘Ultimate’ to it, you get an actual sport with rules, history, following, and institutions.

To say that Ultimate is a mixture between rugby and netball with a flying disc is a huge understatement. The sport relies 100% on team communication, strategy and fair play. What’s interesting about it is that there are no referees and it’s the players of both teams only who have to make sure that the game is going according to the rules.

And behind the rules of Ultimate Frisbee lies its philosophy officially named ‘Spirit of the Game,’ which emphasises the importance of respect between players, acceptance of everyone and intolerance to bad attitude. Spirit of the Game is such a fantastic concept that is universal and can be key in people’s approach not only to the game, but to their lives in general.

And so I took NoCouchPotato to one of my trainings, excited to convert him into the religion of Ultimate. And before you all misjudge me for a member of some type of disc-worshipping sect, I’m going to tell you that not only is Ultimate Frisbee deeper than what meets the eye, but it’s great fun, too!

You could play it both in– and outdoors and the latter is sure to be a joyous experience involving sweaty armpits, muddy clothes, blue knees, and sudden love for life, because Ultimate is not a game for couch potatoes – one needs to put both physical and mental effort into the game, but what they get out from it, no TV show or website can give!

So why don’t you leave the office/library/home and throw some discs in the park?

Denis, ultimate, frisbee, inaporport

www.inapopriate.blogspot.co.uk

If you want to write a guest-post for me please get in touch :-) hello (at) nocouchpotato (dot) net

Britain’s most amazing lido! Check it out! :-)

NoCouchPotato's Finest Selection — nocouchpotato @ 4:55 pm

As you might have guessed this post is about the iconic London Fields lido. It is located the middle of the Hackney – Dalston – Shoreditch hipster-mecca.

 

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The lido is a great meeting point for people from the area but especially for endurance athletes that come for training from all over London. What makes the lido so special is that it has a heated pool and keeps its doors open the whole year seven days a week.

 

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The first opening of the pool dates quite a while back. 1939 to be precise during which lidos where booming in Britain. It was closed during WW2 but opened for the second time in 1951 and was closed again in 1988 due to spending cuts. Well and then it became a place for squatters, parties, drugs and the birth place of the Miniscule Of Sound – the smallest Night club of the world build into one of the disused changing cabins.

But thanks to Hackney’s residents who have fought a twenty year long battle to make the pool accessible again it reopened for the third time in 2008.Brand new facilities, a friendly staff, the convenient location, the swimming and triathlon clubs and its visitors have very quickly made it an iconic place in East London.

If you are new to swimming then Red Top Swim Team might be the right club for you. They taught me a lot of technique and swimming drills and if you are a student you might even get a discount :-) However if you are as bad in swimming as I am maybe you could be interested in doing triathlons. In such case I would highly recommend London Fields Tri. It s a very relaxed club with a nice vibe.

The lido is also often used as a location for shootings and filming. Creative Studio Hafzoo which I like very much recently filmed a spot for Garmin Sportwatches called ‘The Triathlete“.

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Photographer Madeleine Waller shot a beautiful series of people before and after their swim.

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But my absolute favourite part of the lido are its properly sized shower-facilities!

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Tada!

 

 

P.s. If you want to find out more here are some useful links:

Opening Times: http://www.hackney.gov.uk/c-londonfields-lido.htm

Red Top Swim Team: http://www.redtopswim.com/

London Fields Triathletes: http://lftri.co.uk/

My Chilean Cousin in the Atacama Desert!

Hello readers! Believe it or not, but there are more of my species around! Say HELLO to Fernando, my Chilean cousin! 

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My Italian friend Mali spotted him in the Chilean  Atacama Desert one of the driest places you could possibly find on our planet! It is so arid that its soil has been compared to Mars. In fact Nasa scientists  regularly test their toys there!

Which leads to the question… what on earth are people doing there other then playing with solar paneled, rather cheap looking robots?

Well… you could…

1) Go Running

If you like running (you must like it very much), to  be in pain and you have $3500 lying around you could do the Atacama Crossing – 250 km through the desert without support! Marathons are for sissies!

More infos here: http://www.4deserts.com/

 

2) Watch the Stars

The Atacama desert is one of the best places in the world to watch the stars. It has crystal clear skies, no pollution and a massive observatory! The Alma (Atacama Large Millimeter/submillimeter Array – don’t ask) is going to be completed this year and will the biggest observatory in the world! If you would like to find out more have a look at this excellent article from Lonely Planet.

 

3) Try to find Mr. Green

 

Tada! 

Happy Birthday NINA SIMONE!

Birthday Wishes — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — nocouchpotato @ 8:00 am

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Hello Followers! Good news! It’s Nina’s Birthday!

3 things that I particularly like about her (apart from her music):

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Have a good one! Tada! 

NoCouchPotato’s finest selection – Top 5 Blogs

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Ahoi readers! Being an inquisitive and curious little fellow I have accumulated a long list of sources that keep my disproportionally big brain busy. Below are my five  favourite blogs that I visit on a daily basis. Enjoy! (Click on the previews to visit )

 

 

 The Curious Brain

 

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The Curious Brain is a personal blog that shows interesting stuff from the world of advertising and the arts. Always worth a look and a major inspiration for this blog. The blog is run by Michael  Paredrakos a professional advertising strategist.

 

 

It’s Nice That

 

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It’s Nice That is an online magazine that features content from the arts and design world. Some of the regular features include:

Student of the month: Showcase of some of the best art-students portfolios.

The weekender: Weekly roundup of some of the best online content of the week.

Things: Weekly review of “the best of what drops through our letterbox and the colossally kind folk who sent them”. 

 

 

Ted Talk Blog

 

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The blog of Ted Talks  lists different talks that were already featured on the main website according to different topics/themes. You can think of the blog entries as a sort of playlists. Ted talks cover a broad range of subject with an emphasis on science, technology and design.

 

 

Awesome People Hanging Out Together

 

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It’s good to have role-models/people to look up to and to draw inspiration from. But because I am a mere potato my idols often appear  out of reach. AwesomePeopleHangingOutTogether challenges that at least a tiny bit by featuring un-staged pictures of influential / famous people in often conventional settings.

 

 

Londonist

 

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Londonist is an essential ressource for Londoners. The website covers almost everything that can be explored in the city. Food, Art, Culture, Gigs etc. One of my personal favourites are the cheap-London lists.

 

Bonus:

Bike Snob Nyc

 

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Bike Snob NYC is a blogger from New York that writes hilarious commentary on contemporary cycling culture.

 

 

Shit London – Snapshots Of a City on the Edge

 

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Shit London is an entertaining photoblog focusing on the “unintentional human comedy that surrounds us in the city”. The author publishes the best pictures that were sent in by its readers and adds his own two cents.

What are your favourite blogs?

 

 

 

 

Who is your favourite?

Birthday Wishes — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — nocouchpotato @ 4:34 pm

Thursday is the new Friday, my weekend just got cancelled  hence I declare Friday my new Monday.

After the usual early mornings struggle Mondays start with a decent breakfast, good music and by researching the coming weeks birthday girl / boy that will have the privilege to be featured on here like him.

For the coming week the choice is tough:

 

1) Nina

 

2) Kurt

 

3) Steve

It’s your call! Send me your answer to hello@nocouchpotato.com or use the comment section below.

TahTah!

 

Happy Birthday ABRAHAM LINCOLN!

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Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to Abraham Lincoln - the guy with the fancy hat and the funny beard!

Guardian News – NoCouchPotato to suffer severe cold burns

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Renowned London celebrity NoCouchPotato has been reported to have suffered severe cold burns during a swim at the London Fields lido.

Boris Johnson declares: “If people want to swim in the Lido, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.” Watch the Video

No Couch Potato’s Birthday Wishes – week six.

Happy Birthday Bob Marley!

Happy Birthday Bob!

 

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